Apparently Kanaya can bloodbend now? And also has a clean green hole straight through her abdomen.
Oh damn these updates are saucy, I almost can’t handle it. Jesus, if Dirk draws hugging again I’m gonna blush so much.
Apologies for the shitty photo quality, but I wanted to introduce my followers to a friend(?) of mine, Amy. Amy is, or was, a giant burrowing cockroach and is/was adorable. My pseudojob for the past 3 weeks was sharing Amy to children aged 3-5, and teaching them that she is nothing to be afraid of!
Well unfortunately Amy’s life appears to have been cut short from all the man-handling and child-grabbing that she has had to endure, and spent today dying slowly. I had assumed that she would have passed away by now, by I am now told that the last anyone checked she was still wriggling one antenna. But yeah, that is a dead giant cockroach walking.
Good night, sweet princess. And a flock of Beetles burrow thee to thy rest.
I’m baaaaaaaaack.
Yesterday my computer had some kind of time travelling glitch. Like, I am serious. Every website I visited, no matter how much I refreshed or which page I went to, appeared as it had appeared the day before. So the newest mspa update was from the day before even though I had been on someone else’s laptop while I was gone and had already read the newer update.
And it seemed like not much had gone on on tumblr, LOL.
That was weird.
But anyway, I’m baaaaaaaaaaack. Every time UU or uu appears I get just a little angry because I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO ARE YOU SWEETIES?? And now it sounds like it’s going to be a really angsty story.
Oh hey hey hey, WHO IS PUMPED FOR EUROVISION GUYS? FUCK I AM SO PUMPED. Do you realise that the UK’s entry this year is Engelbert Humperdinck? Do you realise that I am not in the least bit joking? Are you aware that I am actually being completely sincere in saying that their entry is Engelbert Humperdinck? I think I’m gonna cry because of just how funny that is.
Also because I haven’t had this blog for that long, no one will know just how much I hate Jedward and understand the reaction that I had when they came back for another shitty round of jiggly ass shoulder pads and dumbass hyperactive Irish accents and poorly thought out lyrics and absurd popularity. It was a reaction of contempt.
Oh, and have you seen Russia’s entry. There are no words.
